Stories, but first i need to fresh up... This memorial day weekend, and that mean booze. Yes, i know it doesn't really mean booze, but the fact that american's are becoming more of a nation of alcoholic's, every holiday is becoming an excuse to get drunk. this include mlkjr day, wow was that was a good party, but i digress. Last night me and my fiance went to a friends house to have some recreational drinking and i noticed a few things. A: i do not understand women, especially drunk immature college freshman preppy whore sluts. B: i do not understand the point of drinking until you throw up. C: i do not understand peta and vegans. vegitarians, yeahm. vegans, wtf.

explanations:

so the party we went to was supposed to be a small personal party of ellaine, some friends, and me. well those friends invited friends, and they invited friends. They drank are booze and then proceeded to be obnoxious. loud, angry women. the guys that came just got a little stupid and tried to swim, the women began to call every person in their phone books and describe how they are sooo drunk. the they started to complain that we drank all of their booze(by the way, me and my fiance were the only legal ones drinking)and we needed to get more, not to mention that i was stupid and needed to shut the f up. real friendly people. i want to invite them again. then me and my fiance decide taht it is time to go to sleep, and those stupid women stayed up until three in the moring stomping araoun adn continueing to call all their friends. people like that is why birth control was invented. then when it started to get a little quiter, i hear wha, wha, complunk complunk(throw up noises).

The these people stayed for breakfast and one of them was a member of peta. peta stand for people for the ethical treatment of animals. i know that i will not change poeples mind, but f.a. people are stupid. from the website, peta says that they are "PETA operates under the simple principle that animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment."

the problem with this is that: animals are meant for us to eat; are menat for us to wear; who else are you going to experiment on; and i do not know about you but actors are paid to much, mimes and clowns scare me, so animals are meant for entertainment. Now i do not think that all animals are food or meant to wera or entertain, but when you see a cow, sheep, chicken, or any other normal food animal, if we did not eat them they would devestate the earth. but what really kills me is that they also cannot eat eggs, cheese, drink milk, or anything that uses such, but it's okay to eat store bought bread, cause you know they do not use that stuff. morons. when you eat eggs they are not fertalized so your not killing anything, if you do not milk the cows, the cows will be in extreme pain and it can cause disease, not to mention the waste that is made by not using the products are so great that you are ruining the rest of the world. i just don't understand people.

thirdly, and i know i did say this earlier, but if anglican's were meant to tan, we would have had darker skin to begin with. stop killing yourself by going to tanning salons. they are to expensive and you are slow cooking yourself, you fucktards. ahhhh. i can't take stupid people anymore.

wedding report:
we will be getting the invitations next week, and i will start getting a bigger headache.


tschus aus,

thomas

I would like to take this time to say that i made a slight error in my post of Mike Singer. Supposedly he is a Professor of Symbology at the University of Montana. However, i was led astray. He is not a professor of symbology, however their are professors of symbology, or as they call them professors of semiotics(referring to John Locke's "An essay on Human Understanding.) Most Major Universities have a graduate program in that, however harvard does not.

My failing in my post is what happens when you mix google and blogs. Again sorry for the misunderstanding, but case in point, the doctorate still fing exists, just under a different name. Thanks.

Tschus Aus

I haven't posted in about two weeks, but i've been busy, and i'll get around to posting when i fing want to, so there. That being said, i'm sorry to my avid readers, all two to five of you, i'll try to post more frequently in the next couple of months.

So i have had aboput two weeks to think about a couple of things and i plan on responding to a couple ideas that have been said in our friendly community.

First off, about a week and a half ago, kevin and I were discussing probably the biggest money making plan of all time. No not pyramid schemes or shitty Dan Brownesc novels. No, we were discussing the untapped market of designer religious garb.. No more will you have the vatican sanctioned regalia for the preist. No introducing Sean Jean, Nautica, FUBU, and Calven Klein robes and accessories. FUBU Yamekas, and many more. Within the week i will have pictures of these articles which will then be pitched to the companies above and tap the million dollar industry of religious icons and accesories.

Second, there is in deed a Professor of Symbology. However, i do not think HArvardx has one, but the University of Montana has one and his name is...MIke Singer. Look him up if you do nbot beleive me.

And C, i will be posting a weekly, for lack of a better term, article on why prepping for marrriage kinda sucks. For a teaser trailer i give you my opening advise. Elope god damn it. DO it fast and secretly, like a band-aid.

Until later.
tschus Aus.


Thomas