I am so glad that this term is coming to an end. I am fed up with people bitching at me. Okay not people, as in a person, but as in the entire Oceanic population. You people are rediculous. Stop complaining and do something. If you want to sue the UNited States because we make to much co2, then do it and stop wasting our time. If you do not want to sink into the waves, move. and if you live ona volcano, do not come crying to me when an earthquake or occurs and destroys your house. Haunani-Kay Trask a book called From a Native Daughter. In that book is a article that is called "Lovely Hula Hands". She gives eleven facts about the i island. i am now going to reply to some.

fact: Tourism has been the single most powerful factor in O'ahu's crime rateno shit, yoy mean if their are rich people visiting your islands in droves their is going to be robbery. THe prices you people ask for little souveniors should be a capitol crime.

fact: Groundwater supplies on O'ahu will be insufficent to meet the needs of residents and tourists by the year 2000 well, like a bad Conan O'brian show, in the year 2000, Hawai'i still has water.

fact: Nearly one-fifth of Hawai'i's resident population is classified as near-homelss, that is, those for whom any mishap results in immediate on-the-street homelessness People you live on a volcanic islands. tsunami's, earthquakes, or volcanic eruptionms could occur at anytime. I wouldn't say that one-fith of the residents are near-homelessness, i would say that all of you whiners are.


ahhhh.



p.s. if you do not want to be a part of the united states, try to make it on your own. good luck, and we won't miss you very much.

It is my Birthday.
What a great day to be born. I am now the illustrious age of 22. Yes sir-re-bob i am. Last night i had a great birthday party wiht my friends. I enjoyed myself so much. My wife, my wonderful, beautfil, darling wife got me the Wii. It is a hoot. I aslo got Zelda and Red Steel. I haven't yet played redsteel, but Zelda...kick ass.

Anyways, i must to class go.
tschus aus.

Herodotus

I can't sleep. Id o not know why. I am tired but i keep worring about things. Random things too. I am worried about my german class, i do not know if i am going to do very well. i have a story that i hope to share with you soon. it won't be on a blog, but i think it will be good. or really bad. been married almost two months. It is good. i love my wife. I sometimes think that maybe good things do happen to people...then i go to work. that's fun...not. That Borat, funny shit there. I think i might do my grammar paper on rhetoric and not Grammar at LNT Sucks. I am just not motivated to write apaper right now. I've been writing german papers. doesn't count towards the fifty thousand. neither does this. Mode: confused. Wish i knew why i couldn't sleep. God, i'm tired. Formal address, needs a comma there. i pay attnetion sometimes. wifes asleep. she is lucky. i might do some spews things, or read a little. yeah, i will read a litte. bye.

Change is goood? I jsuat do not know sometimes. I wonder to myself about the changes life throughs at us, and i can't help but think...why? it is not nedded, not wanted. Anyways, i know that i have not been blogging lately because, well, i don't know why. My friends are around me and that feels good. i like them being there, but now i do not have any stories top tell you guys. i will try to have a story on tuesday, wait until then.

Thoughts so i recently talked to a friend of mine that said that he was for and against my new publication. He was for it because "hooray for publications", but he was against it becasue it competed with a couple of other local publications, especially *
SPEWS.

I do not think that they are in contention at all. A: one is a scolar ezine based out of sou and restricted to sou students. B: guerilla is not necessarilly complete scholarly, not an ezine, as of yet not credit with anything, and not restricted to SOU.

Competion was why i started guerilla to begin with. Why compete to get publish? let the big publishing companies compete with one another, let the little guys get people published.

that's it. Oh and a side note. My wife, beautiful. I want everyone to know that every day i fall more in love with her.


p.s. kevin, if i said anything to offend you last night about your blog, i am sorry.

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Test Track

Originally uploaded by fisforfugitive.

This is the Test Track in Epcot. It took us four rides to find the camera. Either the camera was well hidden, or we are retarded. Fun ride though. See if you can find the hidden Mickey.

The Happiest Place on Earth

...is with my wife. Here we are looking back on the Cinderella's Castle for the last time. Simply breath taking. My wife asked me later if i would miss Disney World, being that i do not like endings. I said no, it was not really an ending, just a wonderful beginning.


I think about the past month and realize that i am the luckiest man in the world.

I tried to upload somemore pictures, but blogger is being a douche. i'll try to have them up soo.

I have posted the link to my new hobby/career.

Life, a little less ordinary So a lot things have happened since the last time I posted. The biggest thing is that I got married. That is right folks, I got married. This goes to show one of two thing: even the biggest bastard has a chance for love(yes Bryan,-the douche bag, not my brother-you too have someone out there), or I need major psychiatric help because I have now married a figment of my imagination(sorry Bryan, maybe there isn't anyone after all). I'll post the pictures and you can answer which one it is.

Secondly, school has started again. I now have time to post. I don't know how that works either. Twice a week I will post on this site, and as often as I can on my others.

Thirdly, a hobby/career. I will soon have a website up(in blogger now, but eventually will have a real website). It is a publishing/mass media company. It's focus, to publish the unpublishable. Not say crap, but things that I enjoy reading and think are good, but other companies are to afraid to publish. Or academic theories on all subjects that are a little to out their for major publications. Don't be afraid of being thought of as stupid, break the status quo. Let's publish it and see if anyone notices. I give Zach Bandler the credit for the following tagline,"So...It's like an academic inquirer?" Precisely my good man. Anywho, that should be on my links in about...two days. Until then. Tschus Aus.

We all wake up,eventually My aunt, of which i was very close, has just passed on. I ask everyone to take a moment of silence for the deceased in your life, not only the emptiness that is felt in mine. After the moment of silence, please celebrate theirs, yours, and everyones life. People might be assholes, but we still ahve to live with them.. Try to make every moment count. you are never quite sure what will be that last thing you say or hear being said. "I'm sorry" ranks high on the list of things tht i do not want to hear. celebrate life and the hear after. it comes to us all, to some a little faster.

tschus aus.

thomas

A month So in my ever increasing anal retentiveness about my life(yes, it is very shocking, but i am very anal) i have yet again devided my writings into another blog. Now i know people will say,"you don't write on the ones you have, let alone another." and they would be true. However, when the wedding is over i will be able to spend more time posting. i see my other two blogs to start getting more stuff. i will have my psychological evalutation up soon, before school i hope. and i also hope to have "Understanding Children's Language Acquistion" before the week is out. Both of these will be on talking to myself, whereas my newest blog, strictly about poetry, has a first of many poems dealing with the blogs title. Homework: look up Totentanz.

anywho.

Tschus Aus.

Thomas

News I have not posted for a while. I have just been a little to busy, but i do have a few things on the burner. I will have two new articles for Talking to Oneself.One will be on a physcological analysis for oneself. The other is a poem. Both of which will be done in about a week. Until then, watch this clipTransformers.

Comments

Okay, I have two blogs, two and a half actually, but that’s for later. One blog is basically anything goes. The other is strictly academic. I thought I made that clear earlier, but it seems I did not. My fault, I take full blaim for it. So, I do not want to moderate comments, so here are the comments that I deleted from my other blog, so they still exist. I am not going to say I am sorry for anything that I have said, but looking back on it, it xseems that I might have said things a little harsh. So here are the comments, and I am going to comment on them too. I did delete and not place here a comment by Chuck, who said something along the lines of ha ha ha ha ha urp. I did not think that was necessary to respond to.


Bryan at 10:43 PM, June 25, 2006
chuck! thank you for the desk!

and the laughing!
and the burp, cannot forget the burp
hundreds of years!
over simplified, and I fixed it. It is also why your other post is still there.
huzzah!

At 5:03 PM, June 26, 2006, Herodotus said...
To those who are posting on thisTalks to Oneself blog's comment:

This is and will remain a blog for academic discussion. As of today, i will ask that only comments that are academically sound be posted on this blog. That being said i will comment on a couple that have been made above.

If you find what i am doing funny: fuck off. maybe a little harsh, but the post was really for like three people, and the ones who were making fun of it were not those people. I don‘t like being made fun of. Playing tricks on, hilarious, harassing me and what I am trying to do…Not so much.I do not care about you nor do i deserve an abusive treatment from you. If you wish to harass me do so on my other blog, that is what it there for.

If you have a reasonable rebuttal to anything I post, I will accept it and discuss it in an academic setting. If you do not wish to discuss it in such a place, please post on my other blog.

if you have a problem with me as a person, please post it on my other blog.


do you get the hint.

As of tomorrow any further non-academic comments will be posted on my other blog in entry format with the date and any witty or unwitty rebuttal of my own. I will not tolerate any unacademic comments again. further more, Chuck and Bryan, I admit I made a mistake in my text that I will fix as soon as blogger is back up. until then, fuck off. at this point I was working my self up in a rant, I apologize…no I do not apologize. This is who I am, and if you do not like that then fine. Everyone can have their own opinions of someone. People should be who they are inside, and not worry about stepping on others peoples toes. I do apologize for the word fuck, I probably could have found another word. I had already used it once before.Chuck I do not know you, nor do I care to know you. Bryan, I thought better of youThis kind of hurts me. Bryan, I have had you in a few classes, and you seemed like a nice guy. You’re a good potter, no doubt, but…a just thought more of you. Oh well. I do not really need people anyways., obviously I was mistaken. Both of you can go to hell in a hand basket, and I will meet you thereI hoping for a death bed confessional, but who really knows if that works. And if not…yep, going to hell..


This comment will be deleteted tomorrow and posted on my other blog in an entry form as of midnight tomorrow. Enjoy it, and eat shit and dieLet me just say that this was meant for those who were making fun of me, and not for Willie or Kevin who also posted on the comments. .

Tschus Aus.

Thomas

Stay on target, Stay on Targer, ahhhhhhh I have posted the secon part of my essay. This might turn into three parts if i get good enough comments that deserve a third part rebuttle. This i also the place to comment if you a: hate my writing, b:hate me, c: just wish to post something that is not academic. Later tonight, i will have erased the comments that do not specifically deal with academic works. I will then post them here. you people can have a feild day then.

Dear Bryan,

On your blog, you asked us, your readers, to respond if we believed that you were being rediculous. I did post because yes i believe that you were being, are being, and always will be rediculous. I cannot wait until you are out of college and you actually see what the real world is like. I am being very sincere when i tell you, good luck with that. However, next time i you do not wish to hear the truth, please do not ask for it, for i will give you the truth.

Sincerely,
Thomas


For my other readers, if i am off base, then good. I have fulfilled my mission statement. Enjoy yourselves, because i am.


Tschus Aus.


Thomas

Not Very Important News For those of you who have waited with baited breathe for my part two in my analysis of allusions will just have to wait until tuesday. Tuesday i will finish it. yes, if you couldn't tell, the last statement was rife with sarcasm. i do realise that i have at best eight and worst three people who read my blog. of those people i thank you for reading it. i do not like telling people one thing and not fulfilling it. I will not have the peice ready because of a little thing i like to call the real world. my job got in the way of my academic life, but i will have it up by five o'clock on tuesday. till then.


tschus aus.


thomas

The Kite Runner So a few weeks ago i asked Kevin what i should read over the summer and he gave me a list of books to read. One of those books was the kite runner by Khaled Hosseini. I finished it today, and i must say that i liked it. it was not as great as the reviews, but it was not that bad. i do not think that if we were at war right now it would have the same reviews or hype as it does now. if you want some light fictional reading, go for it. but it is definately not neccessary for any lexicon of allusions.

anywho. tschus aus.

Thomas

Irritated This is going to be short. Don't you just hate it when people tell you what to do? Well i was told how to handle my wife tonight. and that really pisses me off. you can tell me what to do, but if you tell me how to handle my wife, my goddess, i will hate you forever. that's it. i'm done, i just needed to rant. no further details.

tschus aus.

thomas

okay if you have thirty minutes check this shit out.If this link does not work, it is in the sidebar. I do not know who is speaking at SOU, but damn i wish i was in Massachusets.

Finals are over...Yeah Now that finals are over i cna start doing what i was really meant to do...directa movie. not really. But i am going to try to some other things. I will be working and reading, and writing. But enough about what i will be doing, lets talk about what i have been doing. yesterday kevin, sarah, willie, serrie, shannon, ellain, and i went to celebrate shannon's birthday and go to see a play. we went to see one of the worst plays i have ever seen in my entire life. the play itself is not bad, but this rendition of it was like pulling teeth. osf's production of two gentleman of verona was terrible. it was worse then some high school performances. but what really mattered was not the anal raping of shakespear before us, but our company. friends are more important thatn anything else in the world...except ellaine, but that is another matter. i really enjoyed myself with everyone there and i cannot wait until we can celebrate st. patrick's day in october when willie gets of age.

anywho, the wedding plans are ggetting more and mroe irritating. w e had an argument with my mother in law over the ringbearer and the coinbearer. i do not know what a coin bearer is, but we were not sensitive enough to understand the philipino tradition of the coinbeaer. of course this was the firstr time we were told about the need of a coin bearer, but dammit we should ahve known already.

anyways, the second part is going okay and i will be finished with it by next sunday. since no one has commented on the first part except for kevin, i am going to assume that i am spot on, and continue on the track i have with no additional editting.(sorry, patience is a virtue i leave for others. this is not meant to be insulting or iriitable, i'm just curiouse)

tschus aus.

Thomas

Update I have no idea what i was thinking. There is no way i can finish the essay by tommorrow. Anywho, i realized, while writing it, that it is a two parter. How Allusions are used in poetry, and how they are misused and how to fix it. I do not believe that i am the know all on this subject. actually i am just scratcing the surface, butthe discussion we were having were to diverse. Alllusions are in everything(was one subject) and how allusions are a cliched poetic devise that has become redundant(second subject). Now i thought at the time that it was only one subject, so only one essay. It is two subjects, one essay, 2 parts. The first essay is posted on Talking to Oneself. The second part will be posted tweeks from tommorrow maybe. Really depends on if i need to revise part one. However, the second part will be posted no later than July 6. After that i have to go see Pirates of the Carribean 2: Dead Mans Chest...and it is my anniversary, so i can't do anything then. Also, i will have a poem posted shortly in the proto format i believe poetry should be heading. Enjoy. i look forward to people getting irritated or enlightened, either way it will be fun.


Tschus Aus.

Thomas

OKAY PISSED OFF Okay, if anyone cares, and i don't hide any illusions that anyone does, people piss me off. I ama judgemental person, don't get me wrong, but i try to at least meet the person first before i judge them. So this is to respond to mike young, and egotistical english major. Within one week i will have posted on "Talking to Oneself" a essay on "Allusions in POetics". I am not saying that i am right, but if you take your head out of your ass you will see that i am 99.999999998% positive about the use of allusions in Poetry. Enjoy. I will not be posting until then, but i will have a interesting morphetic poem on "Talking to Oneself" tommorrow.

Tschus Aus.


Thomas

Stories, but first i need to fresh up... This memorial day weekend, and that mean booze. Yes, i know it doesn't really mean booze, but the fact that american's are becoming more of a nation of alcoholic's, every holiday is becoming an excuse to get drunk. this include mlkjr day, wow was that was a good party, but i digress. Last night me and my fiance went to a friends house to have some recreational drinking and i noticed a few things. A: i do not understand women, especially drunk immature college freshman preppy whore sluts. B: i do not understand the point of drinking until you throw up. C: i do not understand peta and vegans. vegitarians, yeahm. vegans, wtf.

explanations:

so the party we went to was supposed to be a small personal party of ellaine, some friends, and me. well those friends invited friends, and they invited friends. They drank are booze and then proceeded to be obnoxious. loud, angry women. the guys that came just got a little stupid and tried to swim, the women began to call every person in their phone books and describe how they are sooo drunk. the they started to complain that we drank all of their booze(by the way, me and my fiance were the only legal ones drinking)and we needed to get more, not to mention that i was stupid and needed to shut the f up. real friendly people. i want to invite them again. then me and my fiance decide taht it is time to go to sleep, and those stupid women stayed up until three in the moring stomping araoun adn continueing to call all their friends. people like that is why birth control was invented. then when it started to get a little quiter, i hear wha, wha, complunk complunk(throw up noises).

The these people stayed for breakfast and one of them was a member of peta. peta stand for people for the ethical treatment of animals. i know that i will not change poeples mind, but f.a. people are stupid. from the website, peta says that they are "PETA operates under the simple principle that animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment."

the problem with this is that: animals are meant for us to eat; are menat for us to wear; who else are you going to experiment on; and i do not know about you but actors are paid to much, mimes and clowns scare me, so animals are meant for entertainment. Now i do not think that all animals are food or meant to wera or entertain, but when you see a cow, sheep, chicken, or any other normal food animal, if we did not eat them they would devestate the earth. but what really kills me is that they also cannot eat eggs, cheese, drink milk, or anything that uses such, but it's okay to eat store bought bread, cause you know they do not use that stuff. morons. when you eat eggs they are not fertalized so your not killing anything, if you do not milk the cows, the cows will be in extreme pain and it can cause disease, not to mention the waste that is made by not using the products are so great that you are ruining the rest of the world. i just don't understand people.

thirdly, and i know i did say this earlier, but if anglican's were meant to tan, we would have had darker skin to begin with. stop killing yourself by going to tanning salons. they are to expensive and you are slow cooking yourself, you fucktards. ahhhh. i can't take stupid people anymore.

wedding report:
we will be getting the invitations next week, and i will start getting a bigger headache.


tschus aus,

thomas

I would like to take this time to say that i made a slight error in my post of Mike Singer. Supposedly he is a Professor of Symbology at the University of Montana. However, i was led astray. He is not a professor of symbology, however their are professors of symbology, or as they call them professors of semiotics(referring to John Locke's "An essay on Human Understanding.) Most Major Universities have a graduate program in that, however harvard does not.

My failing in my post is what happens when you mix google and blogs. Again sorry for the misunderstanding, but case in point, the doctorate still fing exists, just under a different name. Thanks.

Tschus Aus

I haven't posted in about two weeks, but i've been busy, and i'll get around to posting when i fing want to, so there. That being said, i'm sorry to my avid readers, all two to five of you, i'll try to post more frequently in the next couple of months.

So i have had aboput two weeks to think about a couple of things and i plan on responding to a couple ideas that have been said in our friendly community.

First off, about a week and a half ago, kevin and I were discussing probably the biggest money making plan of all time. No not pyramid schemes or shitty Dan Brownesc novels. No, we were discussing the untapped market of designer religious garb.. No more will you have the vatican sanctioned regalia for the preist. No introducing Sean Jean, Nautica, FUBU, and Calven Klein robes and accessories. FUBU Yamekas, and many more. Within the week i will have pictures of these articles which will then be pitched to the companies above and tap the million dollar industry of religious icons and accesories.

Second, there is in deed a Professor of Symbology. However, i do not think HArvardx has one, but the University of Montana has one and his name is...MIke Singer. Look him up if you do nbot beleive me.

And C, i will be posting a weekly, for lack of a better term, article on why prepping for marrriage kinda sucks. For a teaser trailer i give you my opening advise. Elope god damn it. DO it fast and secretly, like a band-aid.

Until later.
tschus Aus.


Thomas

So two in one day,

either i am getting motivated or have homework, one or the other. you cna figure out which it is. so i was thinking about a couple of things that i am doing right now.

I am trying to write a couple of articles for SPEWS(new link), and i am shooting blanks. i know where iw ant to go, i have the middle, it's the beginning that always gets me. And that's where it hit me.

Okay, i do not think writing papers for someone else is a good thing, it is cheating, and nothing good comes from those who cheat. I follow a code that says i will not lie, cheat, or steal or tolerate anyone who does, however... what if we could make College MAD LIBS. Basically a seven to ten page paper with random words, and paragraphs left out. THe you could have these underlind and written under that it would say adjective here, noun here, statistic here, doctoral thesis here. you know, whatever. now the people who bought these would not be stealing, they are creating their own work, they just had a helping hand along the way.

so, what doy ou think? it would work.

another thing, howcome finding a job is so difficult. ia m getting married and need to find a second job. now i work at a lovely place and i get full time hours, a good paycheck, benefits, sick leave, and insurance, but i still cannot pay for a wedding(next topic). so i am trying to find a second job,a dn it is become damn near impossible to get it, it is like you cannot go to school, work full time, part time and try to plan fro a wedding. And i say why not. we can sleep when we are dead.

So weddings, pretty expensive. if in had tro do this one over agian i would definately elope. i love my fiance/wife, what i do not like is a the money that is being drawn from my cold lifeless hands, or not being able to control what is going on. i mean seriously folks, how many people do we need in this wedding. oh, the answer is 26, and three sets of parents(i have a father in Alabama).

Another thing, anyone thinking about do what you love for a living? Stop! get into weddings, your die a rich, unhappy person, but at least you will be rich. then once you have all the starving college students money, you can retire and do what you want.


anywho, these are just a little something i have been obsessing about. so enjoy.
Tschus Aus.
Thomas

Shameless Plugs and reigning Dark Lords of the Sith

So i have placed a couple more links on my blog. Two are for a band that started in Medford and now is rocking the indy circuit in the Pacific-northwest. Although i hate "my space", one is their "my space" blog, and the other is a radiolink broadcasting songs from their new ep.

The other is for my friend Willie, the Dark Lord of the Sith. Okay,not really, but it does kinda roll off the tongue nicely. Willie is the Webmaster for SPEWS, and a fairly interesting modern poet, and soon to be national jowling master. anyways, check out the links, most anyone who reads this already probably has read his stuff already, but i want to be curtious to him. he is after all my friend, and has linked to me for about a month. time to get off my ass and return the favor. anywho. enjoy.

for anyone who is paying attention or cares, i found the canadian link, and it will be up too.


Thomas

A Little Rant

So this term i am taking it light. Not because i am lazy(although that might be possible too), but because i was unable to get into the classes that i wanted. I needed to make twelve credits, so i am taking worthless classes. That being said, one of those worthless(not that they are worthless, just worthless to me. i am sure somebody likes the class) classes is an english class. A modern world literature class. So far we have discussed canada. And that my friends is what this rant is about. does anyone else think canada is what the british forgot and the united states didn't want. The only part of canada that i see anyone really wanted was french canadia by hte french, but they are french. who knows why they do anything, but i digress, this has nothing to do with french people or their crazy ways. no this has to do with canada and the fact they have their noses in the air.

so we had to read somes cbc articles about the war in afganistan. so i did not think canada went to war anymore. i thought they were like switzerland and sat on fences posts. oh well. the cbc kinda is waterdown version of the bbc. if you get the bbc, their is no reason to watch/read the cbc. they don't even make up the truth like fox or cnn, they just tell boring shit in a boring place.

Also, canadian films don't make any sense. We had to watch a movie caled "Paint Cans" (which i will give more time to later). Now this movie, acting wise, was very good. THe one good thing that has come out of Canada, other then some beer, is there actors and comedians. So good job canada for breeding geniuses of the stage.

Anywho, my whole bit is saying that everything i have studied of canada(i got curious after reading some of my homework, so i looked up more canadian stories)is that canada has a too high opinion of themselves, and needs to ahve a reality check.

Anyways, i am not the one to do it. i just think someone should.

Also, their will be a link to probably one of the funniest commercials canada has ever produced later today once i find the url(i put it someplace so i would remember, and of course i forgot where it is). that is really not saying to much.

Tschus aus, meinen freunden.

Thomas

HUMANity

Ozymandius was, is, and will never be alone
HUMANS try to leave a mark on
Society: doesn't care
Friends: they're using you the same way you are using them
Lovers: don't exist
Bosses: A nowhere career going to Hell in the Fast Lane
Slaves: Aren't these are lovers?
...Wifes, Husbands, Partners, Soulmates,etc: if found keep in cages
they will always remember you. I suggest titanium bars and shocker collars myself.

No one will remember you when your other self is dead.
Get off the cross, i need a new deck.

MARKS are for little people with little ideas
CHANGE is for little people with big ideas

Spring Break

The end of spring break is approaching. School is about to start, and my brain can finally turn back on. See during the last two weeks of a term and about a week after one, my brain turns to mush. I get irritated and continueally forget things. icall it the endoftermititus, where a sickness is created by having stress thrown at you, like many different mangonels gigantic projectiles being hurled mercilessly at the unsuspecting bystander creating mass overkill and cronal stimuli implosion.

For someone like me, the suggestion i give to teachers/professor/masochists is to allow your students/slaves to take their finals sometimes during the five week and their midterms around the second week. Also to not schedule the finals on the same week. This would allow greater exploration of a subject without relying on the grossly inaccurate "final" score. All scores should be strictly based on precipitation during class and not on the work turned in or so-called "comprehensive exams".

I would not be surprised if that all proto-terorists groups created around the Hlenic Age of Greece formed a coalition discribing what they would do to the world and the first thing they voted unanimnously on was comprehensive exams to all students, with no notes.

Now during the evolution of the academic principles one can see the changes made in these tests.

For examples multiple choice tests. They fool the unsuspecting student in believe the odds that if the multiple choice question has five possible answers he/she/it has a one in five percent chance of getting the right question...wrong. Multiple choice questions are the worse type of tests. Instead of having one possible answer their are five remotely right answers and the answers is determined by the professor using one of the following possibilities: His/Her/Its point of view, race, creed, religion, moral upbringing, childhood, moreys, code of honor, code of dishonor, hatred for students, masochistic tendencies, bordom, or just plain being one sick son of a bitch.

Now stating this, i know that i am about to embark on another roller-coaster of brain deteriation.So i wish me luck(for i am going to need it) as i try to fight my way through this system of catch and release known as college.(Any other sadistics people making the motions through college, i wish you luck as well.)

Thomas

So i just finished playing shooters and ladders. I had five shoots of skyy citrus, and i am definately a lite qweight. i am not spelling correctly, but that is okay. i jaut wanted everyone to know that vodka is m,uch qworse than car bombs. go irish car boms. yeah.

The Insultabit

Kevin has given us the challenge of an insultabit. If you do not know what that is, go to kevin's blog www.candybomb.blogspot.com and read mroe on it. Without any further ado, here is mine.

you Argentinian bastard, coned detrophiliac, elephant-faced guzzling homogenous idget. You jackass Killroy. You lesbian munching nagging orpheus prepubescent quoter, rrotting shit turd-burgler underdog. Velomptuous, wailing, xenocidal youth, zorro-loving asshole. You buggering cum drizzling, euphamistic farce. You goat humping, icequeen.You jizz kypingloser. You meandering nag. You o-smiling, pussey, queasy right-winged sooey. Uber-vixen, whining xeroxing yankee. You zero agememnon. You bitching climactal dog. You euthanisied forced groan hussy, iced jarred kissass. You libertine maiming narled oprah...


So there. beat that.

and yeah, no charge.

Thomas

These are some poems that i wrote recently. they are not very good, but i thought people would like to see them. enjoy.

Love
(to Ellaine, the love of my life. i don't always show it, but i love and care for you more than anything else in the entire world. i love you.)

Always fleeing farther down
Leaving all trace behind
Beautiful and perfect She is

Catching an eel, slick and fast.
Hold on tight to it
Wonderful and delighting

Having is not keeping though
Can be lost forever
Cherish and care for Perfect

Missing out on happiness
Hours go, emptiness
As your life passing me by.



Sounds of Life
tweet. tweet.
Honk. “Hey Asshole”
“Fuck you.” “No. Fuck you”
Cars wizzing, zooming, crashing.
“That’s it now stretch your buttocks.
And Left, and Right, and…”
What we really need is
“Sex. That’s all he ever thinks about.”
“Sex. That’s all she ever thinks about.”
“Like, whatever. And he was like, ‘Hey Babe.’”
waaa. waaa. “Is he teething?”
“No, I’m fine. She really wasn’t worth it.”
“What a loser. Can you believe he cried?”
Cars wizzing, zooming, crashing.
Life moving by, never stopping, never changing
Sex. Violence.
tweet. tweet.


Asleep

Lying here,
Thinking
Death
Comes now
But, sleep…no
Sheep

Pillows biting
Gnawing, yawning.
No. Put my earmuffs on the cookie
I love you.

Hate filled ecstacy
Deflowering young mammalians with
Nomincalture and symbolism shows us
The epistemology of “cunt” used in

Whats an SOB?
The Godafather will see you

Sheep
But, sleep…no
Comes now
Death
Thinking
Lying here,

Never.


The Truth of Our Culture

Culture, this we ALL live in, is worthless
Always trying, completing not, using
Other peoples HARD EARNINGS but not
Like how and when or why things are: Useless

Knowing and growing knowledge escapes us
LIES, theft, honoring no one, lives mean naught
T.V. tells us to think. 451. CAUGHT
Cheaters always prosper. People fight. Us?

Like, you no, what does it matter I get
CNN says no terror, reaching more
People everyday, who care’s? Rating Soar
Yours, mine ours? Who’s No one that I have met.

Even this bit, it is self-righteous tripe
Hand over the bill, a red and white stripe.


OF ME

Thing of me
Think of me always
Sounds, Deathening
Growing Slowly
Lives surplanted
Ethics ruined
Moreys sown
On Salted Earth
Grapes of Wrath
Venging the Wreathful
Looming yellow fingers
Pulsating purple pussy
Groomed cheeks
Lips pursed
Aging Never
Usher in
Forgetting Life
Using Nothing
Barrels is filling
Never gaining
The key never
Opens the treasure
Within no known henge
Stones reaching
Out to others
Thinking of me

For all those guys who said i should make a blog, you are all bastards. You've put it into my head to do it, and now i cannot think about not doing. There are just too many things going on in my head. For this to be the blog that i want it to be, i will need to extrapolate my intentions. If i insult anyone on my blog, good. If anyone insults me, good. This blog is going to cover as much as it can possibly cover, and if anyone wants to respond to any post that i do, please do so. I want this to be more of a controlled argumentative debate, than a true blog. No one will read about my little kitty(however, she is doing fine).

That being said, please no racial slurs or terrorist threats. Keep your mind open, and your fingers typing. Everyone strap into your seats, it is going to be a bumpy ride.